Lately I've been feeling old. My joints hurt, my eyes always look like I've pulled an all-nighter, and it's clear that no amount of exercise will bring my behind back where it belongs.
But there's one thing that will always be young about me: my complexion. Ever since I can remember I've had zits. Big ones, little ones, red ones, black ones, Rudolph zits with white heads that glow in the night sky, and enough scars to warrant me a place in pockmarked hall of fame. But it wasn't supposed to be this way.
I assumed that once I entered adulthood the zits would make a run for it. When that didn't happen, I thought motherhood would cure me. When the clear dewey complexion I had envisioned turned out to be an even bigger minefield of acne, I held out for my thirties. Surely by then, my face would calm down and behave itself, right?
Wrong. Forty lurks just around the corner and things do not look good. A couple weeks ago my chin erupted in a five-zit battle. Five! And just when I thought one was almost done, another popped up in its place.
I tried various things, prayer being one of them. But I found out that God doesn't care much about my complexion. (More than once I wondered if the acne was a punishment for some trangression carelessly committed. One zit for each sin?) I locked myself in the bathroom and tried surgery. When that didn't work, I googled "adult acne products" and spent the next two days contemplating spending our life savings on various creams and elixirs promising to give me a new face and a new life to boot.
Then I found a book at the library called Hollywood Beauty Secrets that recommended dabbing lemon juice on the zits. This was not the first time I've heard this. In fact, someone offered this suggestion on my blog months ago. So I'm giving it a try. Thus far, there have been no miracles. My zits, though not worse, are still with me. But I'm going to stick with this. Lemons are cheap. And it's not like I have a big date coming up. Plus, it's only been two days. However, if you know of any inexpensive and natural acne remedies, I'd love to try them. Because forty's coming up, and I'd rather have youthful eyes than youthful skin.
hm... thank you.
Posted by: Forced Sissy Chastity | October 26, 2009 at 12:43 AM
Make up a mixture of baking soda and water, using the same amount of each. Rub into your skin. Mix some sugar into some olive oil.
This will reduce acne.
Posted by: Acne Treatment | October 12, 2009 at 12:18 AM
PNZ48C I want to say - thank you for this!
Posted by: lilikindsli | September 29, 2009 at 03:57 PM
d8Tzmr I want to say - thank you for this!
Posted by: jonnjenkind | September 29, 2009 at 01:14 PM
I used to use lemons on my face when I was a teenager, but not for acne...for lightening freckles. (Didn't work for either!) What does work is Proactive (but, it's not the economical recomendation you're looking for...and you have to be really diligent!) So my favorite is Clearasil Ultra with salacilic acid along with Neutragena's skin clearing foundation/concealer when I use makeup.
BTW, I have NEVER noticed a zit anywhere on your face!
Posted by: shelby | September 20, 2009 at 07:02 PM
I suspect that if the true cure for acne was no sugar...I'd live with the acne. There is a link between acne and diet - especially dairy (I haven't been able to tell if lowering my dairy intake has any effect on my acne because I just stopped taking all those crazy meds that cleared up my acne but not my other problems). But maybe lower the dairy? IDK.
Other than that, if you find a cure (that doesn't involve living a life without sugar) - definitely let me know!
Last of all...YOU HAVE ACNE!?!? I don't think I've ever seen you with a single zit! (Because of my light skin - zits on me are like big red Xs on ultra white paper - you can't miss em!)
Posted by: Kaylynne | September 17, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Thanks to everyone. I will ice my face tonight, call my mother (she knows best), and (sigh) stay away from sugar and drink more water. I will attempt to pay more attention to my face as well--which I guess does not mean staring at it every night wishing I could photoshop myself into a new person.
Posted by: Susan Hayward | September 17, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Susan, I love this blog of yours! I just found you through Melanie's Prattlenog. (I'm at Marylhurst too.)
Anyway, "from the inside out" is the only thing that works. I'm about ten years ahead of you, and I have had more acne in adulthood than I EVER had in my teen years. It drives me crazy!
Product lines I like: My Chelle and Avalon Organics.
But the face does not clear up until I: deal with stress (vitamins are necessary and an occasional acupuncture appt doesn't hurt); eat enough fiber; stay away from sugar; get enough probiotics (yogurt); stay hydrated.
It's the paying attention to it that I don't like. Can't my face just pay attention to itself?
And I've bookmarked you. Your photos are very happy-making.
Posted by: Stephanie | September 17, 2009 at 11:28 AM
"ice" your face every night. You take an ice cube and rub it all over your face until it has completely melted. For me I have to do it (or at least I should :D) because it helps you from getting the huge boil like painful ones. If you do get them it takes the pain out and helps them go away faster. You don't have the same problems that I do. Your skin always looks great. :D
Posted by: Brooke Free | September 17, 2009 at 09:12 AM
Oh, Susan...you NEVER look half as bad as you make it sound. You always look beautiful!
Do you remember when Mom had a drink a few sips of water that had been boiled with lemons in it to help with the acne? You should ask her the details on that (because I don't remember if it involved more than boiling with lemons). I guess the idea was to work from the inside out. Good luck!
Posted by: MaryB | September 17, 2009 at 08:50 AM