REAL Whipped Cream

I grew up on whipped cream from a plastic tub.  Then I discovered how fakey it tasted compared to whipping cream you whip yourself that doesn't have weird chemicals in it that you can't pronounce and shouldn't be in your body.  

    

Here goes:

You take a pint of whipping cream, a tablespoon of sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla and whip it until it thickens and becomes looks like the stuff in the tub, only better.  I use my Bosch mixer to whip it.  I've tried by hand but that takes all day long.  And I can't wait that long.  Plus, I don't have the upper body strength.