Last year I made a million gingerbread cookies, eating half of them myself. By the time I had frosted the last cookie, I could really identify with Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch. In the space of ten hours in the kitchen, I felt like I had gained ten pounds and aged ten years. Plus, instead of feeling generous and all warm and fuzzy, my heart had shrunk to the size of a shriveled pea. When my husband came home, picked up a cookie and asked, "How was your day?" I think I answered something like, "Bah-humbug," while shaking a fist at him. And when he asked, "What's wrong with you?" I must have covered my ears and said, "Noise, noise, noise! Just get out of my kitchen so I can wrap these !@%$#%@ cookies and you can deliver them."
So you see, it was necessary to give up the insanity--er, I mean tradition--of baking millions of cookies. It's too dangerous for me to spend an entire day in the kitchen. Cooking not only makes me nibble on everything within reach, it also brings out my inner axe murderer. This makes me very sad. Christmas should be about peace and love, not felonies. So last year, I wrote a post to myself begging myself to not bake cookies this year. And miraculously, I obeyed.
But I have had my doubts. I've worried that some look forward to gingerbread cookies every year. (Then again, maybe some dreaded them.) At any rate, I kept my promise to myself to keep things really simple this year. I have to say, that not baking has made for a much, much, much more enjoyable season. (Though I will admit I was tempted on many occasions to pull out the cookie sheets and bake up a storm. But then I came to my senses. Okay, to be honest, I was missing a key ingredient and didn't feel like going to the store, so I bagged the idea.) And I think my husband enjoys coming home to a happier wife who's not up to her elbows in frosting, muttering curses at a cookie mountain that reaches to the ceiling.
So as a replacement for a plate of cookies on your doorstep, I've decided to post my mother's recipe for soft, delicious gingerbread cookies. This year, my family and I will make a single batch for ourselves. And now that you will have the recipe too, you can do the same. Instead of "Bah, humbug" I say to you, "Bon appetit!"
Jolly Gingerbread Men
1/2 cup butter (don't use margerine. Butter is your friend.)
1/2 cup shortening (I know, bad stuff, shortening. But you need to use it in this recipe to make the cookies soft. If you make these only once a year you can live a little.)
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1/4 cup molasses (my mom likes to use the lighter variety)
3 cups flour
2 teaspoons soda
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon ginger
1/2 teaspoon cloves
1. Cream first six ingredients.
2. Put flour, soda, and spices in a bowl and mix with a whisk (much easier than using a sifter).
3. Combine the wet and dry ingredients.
4. Chill in the fridge for awhile, or just go ahead and start. Chilling will make the dough a bit easier to work with, though.
5. Roll out the dough to about 1/4 inch thickness or more. (Don't roll your dough too thin or your cookies will either burn or end up crispy, which would not be a good thing.)
6. Cut out dough with any kind of cookie cutter.
7.Place cut-out cookies on ungreased cookie sheet.
8. Sprinkle with sugar (I always forget this part. Not a big deal.)
9. Put in red hot candies for eyes, if you've used gingerbread boy/girl cookie cutters.
10. Bake at 375 degrees for 7 minutes.
11. Cool cookies on wire racks.
12. Frost with buttercream icing. (Powdered sugar, butter, a little milk, and a little vanilla)
To make these cookies easier, use simple cookie cutters like circles or squares instead of complicated shapes. After making the dough, cutting the cookies out and baking them, I've usually lost interest when it comes time to frost them. But with simple shapes, frosting doesn't take a lot of time. However, there was the year that my sisters and I got together to bake and I experimented with making anatomically correct gingerbread men. Now that was fun. (Don't worry, I only made one. And we didn't deliver it to the neighbors.)